and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
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