Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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