rhymes with "ouble enetration"
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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