Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
