so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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