Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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