How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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