He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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