This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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