um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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