oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
how drunk are you?
Several
Randomize
