I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
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