i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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