ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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