Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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