Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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