My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
and you fell through a lawn chair
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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