At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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