She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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