he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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