i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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