so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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