do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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