I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
bring money and cleavage
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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