Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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