we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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