Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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