Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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