My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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