...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Randomize