so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Boobs are out for the taking
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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