I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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