Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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