I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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