that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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