You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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