It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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