**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
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