i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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