That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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