I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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