It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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