Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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