32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
well you can't waste a boner
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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