did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You've changed since you got that strap on
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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