I have demons in me.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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