i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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