did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Randomize
