If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
COCAINE IS GR8
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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