i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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