They should really pass out barf bags in church
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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