I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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