I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
I'm really busy with my period
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